“- The Queen: What did she say?
- Prince Philip: Something about Diana managing to be even more annoying dead than alive.
- The Queen: Just make sure you never let the boys hear you talk like that!”

Helen Mirren - The Queen
James Cromwell - Prince Philip

“- Teresa: You clearly don't know how to speak to women.
- Roland Sharp: I know how to speak to women. I clearly choose not to.”
Paula Garcés - Teresa
Tommy Lee Jones - Roland Sharp

“She is a woman. They say one thing but mean another. No one can unlock their secrets.”

Eric Cantona - Monsieur de Foix

“Wonderful woman, Lady Markby, isn't she? Talks more and says less than anybody I ever met.”
Julianne Moore - Mrs. Laura Cheveley

“- Albert Goldman: Don't give me that tone!
- Armand Goldman: What tone?
- Albert Goldman: That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
- Armand Goldman: You're not a woman.
- Albert Goldman: Oh, you bastard!”
Nathan Lane - Albert Goldman
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman