“- Larry Wilson: Rich, if she finds out you live with your folks, you're gonna embarrass yourself.
- Richard Parker: Yeah. Yeah, I know. But I can't do that to you, Larry.
- Larry Wilson: It's the coackroaches isn't it?
- Richard Parker: Well...
- Larry Wilson: They scatter when the light goes on.”

Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson
Jonathan Silverman - Richard Parker

“- Jeff Badger: You are the sheriff wife now. It would be very embarrassing for you to know who I am.
- Flower Belle Lee: I've never been embarrassed in my life.”
Joseph Calleia - Jeff Badger
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee

“- Macaulay Connor: It can't be anything like love, can it?
- Tracy Lord: No, no, it can't be.
- Macaulay Connor: Would it be inconvenient?
- Tracy Lord: Terribly.”
James Stewart - Macaulay Connor
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord

“- Lieutenant Stanislav Sobinski: I hope you'll forgive me if I acted a little clumsy, but this is the first time I ever met an actress.
- Maria Tura: Lieutenant, this is the first time I've ever met a man who could drop three tons of dynamite in two minutes.”
Robert Stack - Lieutenant Stanislav Sobinski
Carole Lombard - Maria Tura

“- Valerie Brown: Who else thinks that Fiona's a freak?
- Melody Valentine: I'm so glad you said that, because as soon as you said her name, I got the most awful sensation. Like this ice-cold chill creeping up my spine.”
Rosario Dawson - Valerie Brown
Tara Reid - Melody Valentine