“- Jessica: I should have made love to you when I had the chance.
- Billy: Father Mulcahy?”

Rob Schneider - Jessica
Matthew Lawrence - Billy

“- Sammy: Terry, I fucked my boss.
- Terry: What?
- Sammy: And his wife is six months pregnant...
- Terry: Jesus Christ, Sammy!
- Sammy: I know... I know...”
Laura Linney - Sammy
Mark Ruffalo - Terry

You know, when I lie awake at night and list my regrets, you're one of them. I say to myself, "Simone, you're a lesbian. Why did you sleep with Adam Jones?"
Uma Thurman - Simone Forth

“One of my biggest regrets is that I didn't do enough experimenting in college.”
Brittany Snow - Chloe

“- Matthew Hollis: Last night never happened.
- Jennifer Lyons: I know. I was there when it didn't.”
Sir Michael Caine - Matthew Hollis
Michelle Johnson - Jennifer Lyons