“I work harder than God. If He had hired me, He would have made the world by Thursday.”
Jenna Elfman - Anna Riley

“- Chris Larson: Eureka! I created a program that can play blackjack.
- Bill Gates: Chris, you've been here two days, and you're into blackjack?
- Chris Larson: Yeah, so?
- Bill Gates: So we've got work to do.”
Marc Worden - Chris Larson
Anthony Michael Hall - Bill Gates

“- Song Liling: You never really loved me.
- René Gallimard: I'm a man who loved a woman created by a man. Anything else simply falls short.”
John Lone - Song Liling
Jeremy Irons - René Gallimard

“That's why God made other women. Because no matter how good a woman is, just around the corner may be a better one.”
Bruce MacVittie - Lou the Florist

“Women were created out of God. 'Cause after all, women can have babies, which is kind of like creating. And which also accounts for the fact that women are so attracted to men... 'cause let's face it... the Devil is a hell of a lot more interesting!”
Mercedes Ruehl - Anne