“- Harry Potter: Why do they have to travel in packs? And how are you supposed to get one on their own to ask them?
- Ron Weasley: Blimey, Harry. You've slayed dragons. If you can't get a date, who can?
- Harry Potter: I think I'd take the dragon now.”

Daniel Radcliffe - Harry Potter
Rupert Grint - Ron Weasley

“- The Voice: Why are you even here Randy? You'll never be the leading man.
- Randy Meeks: Fuck you!
- The Voice: No matter how hard you try you'll never be the hero and you'll never ever get the girl.”

Roger Jackson - The Voice
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks

“- Tori: I am so glad I got waxed today.
- Karen: Ugh, me too. What did you get?
- Tori: The Bald Eagle.
- Karen: I got the Bermuda Triangle.
- Lisa: The Landing Strip.
- Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I got the Buckwheat.”
Jessica Cauffiel - Tori
Busy Philipps - Karen
Jennifer Carpenter - Lisa
Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland

“All my life I had to fight. I had to fight my daddy. I had to fight my uncles. I had to fight my brothers. A girl child ain't safe in a family of men, but I ain't never thought I'd have to fight in my own house!”
Oprah Winfrey - Sofia

“[as Gammy Num-Nums] And yet, Backstreet Boy, this is one girl who isn't content to be the Malcolm in your middle!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey