“Johnny hits on me all the time. He hits on anything in high heels.”
Jennifer Tilly - Violet

“- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: You know, you're quite an attractive man.
- Frankie Madison: Keep goin'.
- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: How far do you want me to go?
- Frankie Madison: I'm at the plate. You're doing the pitching.”
Kristine Miller - Mrs. Alexis Richardson
Burt Lancaster - Frankie Madison

“When I get in there you better be wearing nothing but a candy cane!”
Charlize Theron - Ashley

“The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.”
Sir Sean Connery - William Forrester

“It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?”
Melanie Lynskey - Hilary