“- Narrator: RBTV changed its name from Really BadTelevision to Rocky and Bullwinkle Television.
- Bullwinkle: What's the difference?”
Keith Scott - Narrator
Keith Scott - Bullwinkle

“[as Gammy Num-Nums] And yet, Backstreet Boy, this is one girl who isn't content to be the Malcolm in your middle!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

Sorry, I've never been on “Oprah”.
Lela Rochon - Robin Stokes

“- Alex: So, ladies, I kind of need to use the televis...
- Grace: Shh! Go read your Playgirl or something!”
Allen Covert - Alex
Shirley Jones - Grace

“Am I being punk’d? Oh my god! Ashton, you really got me! Ha Ha! Ashton! Ashton?”
Anna Faris - Samantha James