“- Princess Fiona: You didn't slay the dragon?
- Shrek: It's on my to-do list, now come on!
- Princess Fiona: But this isn't right! You're meant to charge in, sword drawn, banners flying! That's what all the other knights did!
- Shrek: Right before they burst into flame!”

Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona
Mike Myers - Shrek

“- Laura Vasquez: Half the time you were on your back!
- Jay: That's how I fight.”
Rosario Dawson - Laura Vasquez
Will Smith - Jay

“- Cliff: Where's your stuntman now, Sinclair?
- Neville Sinclair: I do my own stunts!”

Billy Campbell - Cliff
Timothy Dalton - Neville Sinclair

“Whatever happens... we fight.”
Jeb Stuart Adams - Chris

“- Mitch: Galt, what the fuck was that?
- Galt: The man said 'Clean him up'. Clean him up...”

David Caruso - Mitch
Jack Starrett - Galt