“Does he think he just did something here? Shit. I could have had a V-8.”
Lela Rochon - Robin Stokes

“I guess we just divorce our spouses, marry each other, and have this baby, right? Simple.”

Frances McDormand - Dean Sara Gaskell

“- Corie Bratter: My divorce! When do I get my divorce?
- Paul Bratter: How should I know? The marriage license hasn't even come in yet!”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Corie Bratter
Robert Redford - Paul Bratter

“I've been married and divorced since I saw you last. Twice.”

Karen Black - Karen

“Seriously, why do people bother getting married, if they're just gonna divorce?”

Christopher Gray - Toby