“Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.”
Dolly Parton - Truvy Jones

“I'd like to say that going to bed with you is maybe the best three things that ever happened to me. And I'd love some coffee. And I adore you. And I take it with cream and sugar. And your breasts belong in the Louvre, which is a museum in Paris that I plan on visiting with you once you get wise and decide to leave the old ear-blower.”

Philip Anthony Hopkins - Corky

“Janet, you rock my world.”
Matt Dillon - Cliff Poncier

“- Nick Charles: Did I ever tell you that you're the most fascinating woman this side of the Rockies?
- Nora Charles: Wait till you see me on the other side.”
William Powell - Nick Charles
Myrna Loy - Nora Charles

“- Mrs. Chisholm: You're in love with her, aren't you?
- Alan Squier: Yes, I suppose I am. And not unreasonably. She has heroic stuff in her.”

Genevieve Tobin - Mrs. Chisholm
Leslie Howard - Alan Squier