“- Earl Piggot: You know, I don't know who you think would wanna look at your sad, middle aged ass anymore!
- Doreen Piggot: Don't talk to me like that and don't you come back here! I'm not taking you back no more, understand? No more, I'm not taking you back!”
Tom Waits - Earl Piggot
Lily Tomlin - Doreen Piggot

“- Leonard Marliston: Cindy, come on, I think it's important in time like this, we offer each other some support.
- Cindy: I'd like to offer the killer's ass some support... in the fucking electric chair.”
Jay Mohr - Leonard Marliston
Kristen Miller - Cindy

“- Ivy Miller: You know it's funny I thought you had a girlfriend.
- Wyatt Trips: Me? No... well yeah, but I was just killing time.
- Ivy Miller: Killing time?
- Wyatt Trips: Yeah, killing time until I met you.
- Ivy Miller: Boy, never thought I'd fall for a line like that.”
Reese Witherspoon - Ivy Miller
Paul Rudd - Wyatt Trips

I walked over to her and I'm trying to relax her and calm her down and I said "I like your hair!" and she has this Southern accent and she says "My hair makes me closer to Jesus". I couldn't believe it! It looked like she had gone to an ice cream store to get her hair done!

Bonnie Hunt - Dr. Gail Holland

“- Woman in Green: I've been watching you all night from across the room.
- Frank Farmer: Why don't you go back there and keep watching?”
Victoria Bass - Woman in Green
Kevin Costner - Frank Farmer