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“- Ted 'Old Man' Clemens: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, it's one of those flaming bags again.
- Barbara: Don't put it out with your boots, Ted.
- Ted 'Old Man' Clemens: Don't tell me my business, Devil Woman. Call the fire department, this one's outta control.”after putting dog poop in a paper bag and lighting it on fire on Ted 'Old Man' Clemens' porch
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