“Stay the fuck away from the girl, or else I'll beat you with my nut sack!”
Phil Schmeidel - Billy

- Pauline: What does "broccoli" mean?
- Frannie: Depends on the context. Pubic hair or marijuana. It's a noun.
- Pauline: And "Virginia"?
- Frannie: Vagina. As in: "He penetrated her Virginia with a hammer".
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Pauline
Meg Ryan - Frannie Avery

- Mark: We're talking permanent erection here. There's a medical term for that. Isn't there?
- Steven Carter: Uh, Yeah..."Sad Bastard".
Patrick Nielsen - Mark
Ben Silverstone - Steven Carter

“- Tracy Lord: I don't seem to you made of bronze?
- Macaulay Connor: No, you're made out of flesh and blood. That's the blank, unholy surprise of it. You're the golden girl, Tracy. Full of life and warmth and delight.”
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord
James Stewart - Macaulay Connor

- Mrs. Van Hopper: Most girls would give their eyes for the chance to see Monte!
- "Maxim" de Winter: Wouldn't that rather defeat the purpose?
Florence Bates - Mrs. Van Hopper
Laurence Olivier - "Maxim" de Winter