“- Peter: Religion is nonsense.
- Ben Rosen: It's also a gold mine if you know where to dig.”
Armin Mueller-Stahl - Peter
Nicholas Bell - Ben Rosen

“- Sid Lidz: He doesn't know what he believes. My brothers filled him with all that junk.
- Selma Lidz: Maybe they're right for once. What would you know? You work ten hours a day and then you lock yourself in that workshop.”

John Turturro - Sid Lidz
Andie MacDowell - Selma Lidz

“What do you know about the world? Maybe there is a God, or maybe some of us want to believe there is.”

Andie MacDowell - Selma Lidz

“- Corny: You got any interest in reading the Bible?
- Justine Last: I have my own, you know, beliefs.
- Corny: Well, we don't preach fire and brimstone. 10 Commandments, gotta live by those. Other than the usual ways, we're not interested in scaring people. We're about loving Jesus.”
Mike White - Corny
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last

“- Assistant D.A.: These miscreants...
- Rickey: Miscreants? We are African-Americans!”
P.J. Byrne - Assistant D.A.
Katt Williams - Rickey