“- Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
- Clark Griswold: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
- Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Jake: It's a hotdog.
- Roland: Savages. What breed?”
Tom Taylor - Jake
Idris Elba - Roland

“You guys have chickens? I love chickens! Are they extra crispy or original recipe?”
Pauly Shore - Crawl

“- Server: Spotted dick, sir?
- Roy O'Bannon: What? Can you believe this guy? I'm trying to get something to eat and he's asking me if I got the clap.”
John Owens - Server
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Dr. Alan Champion: I figured you'd be hungry, so I stopped on the way over. I got your favorite, Chinese.
- Angela: Um, it's your favorite. I never really cared for it, remember?
- Dr. Alan Champion: Ah, it's immaterial, I knew it was somebody's favorite.”
Dennis Miller - Dr. Alan Champion
Sandra Bullock - Angela