“- Ferdy Meisel: I'm sorry if I made you angry, Linda.
- Linda Stanton: It's not you, Ferdy. I'm just not used to be chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots.”
Tony O'Dell - Ferdy Meisel
Karrie Emerson - Linda Stanton

There are few phrases that annoy me more than "I won't bite". The only line that pisses me off faster is when some drunk, ham-faced dude in a bar sees me trying to get past him and barks: "Smile, it can't be that bad!".
Charlize Theron - Libby Day

“Mark Zuckerberg never brought in a CEO - and he was a teenager!”
Anne Hathaway - Jules

“I admit I wasn't much of a husband, but you can always count on me, Hildy.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“- Lockwood: You say that was Cathy's ghost I heard at the window?
- Ellen Dean: Not a ghost, but Cathy's love, stronger than time itself, still sobbing for its unlived days and uneaten bread.”
Miles Mander - Lockwood
Flora Robson - Ellen Dean