“- Billy Halleck: I can't help it, Heidi. All I ever think about is... food!
- Heidi Halleck: Well, maybe I can try to help you think about something... else. Still thinking about food?”

Robert John Burke - Billy Halleck
Lucinda Jenney - Heidi Halleck

“- Kevin: Do you wanna take a cookie for the road?
- Noah Sandborn: I love your mother's cookies.”
Ian Nelson - Kevin Peterson
Ryan Guzman - Noah Sandborn

“- Adele Stanton: Do you remember me?
- Peter Appleton: [immediately attracted to her] No, but I'll sure try.”
Laurie Holden - Adele Stanton
Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“- Sissy: You’re a real cowboy?
- Bud: Well that depends on what you think a real cowboy is?
- Sissy: Know how to do 2-step?
- Bud: You bet.
- Sissy: Wanna prove it?”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud

“- Lucy Whitmore: What are you doing?
- Henry Roth: Nothing, I was just getting some lint off for you...
- Lucy Whitmore: You were going for a feelski!
- Henry Roth: Alright, I'm sorry... But this is like the 23rd time we've made out already and... they're getting blue!”
Henry Roth - Lucy Whitmore
Adam Sandler - Henry Roth