“Hey! You just made the biggest mistake of your life, baby. I know you're gunna be missing me when you have that big, white, wrinkly body on you with his loose skin and old balls... gross! Ugh!”

Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax

“- Herc Hansen: When you drift with someone, you feel like there's nothing to talk about. I just don't wanna regret all the things that I never said.
- Chuck Hansen: That won't- you don't need to. I know. I always have.”
Max Martini - Herc Hansen
Robert Kazinsky - Chuck Hansen

- Drew Baylor: I'm gonna have to call you back.
- Heather Baylor: Okay, just dial "hell" and I'll answer.
Orlando Bloom - Drew Baylor
Judy Greer - Heather Baylor

“I ask you what is it worth when we have undeniable truth...yes! Incontrovertible evidence that Hell exists! I know! I know my friends! I have been informed in visions that there is a place darker than any prison, hotter than any flame of human fire, where souls of unrepentant criminal sinners like yourselves!”
Michael Gover - Prison Chaplain

“Now shall you deal with me, o Prince, and all the powers of hell!”
Eleanor Audley - Maleficent