“What do you do when your foundation falls apart? I don't know. They don't teach you that in school.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo

“This is an institution of learning, ladies and gentlemen. If you can't control it, how can you teach?”

Morgan Freeman - Principal Joe Clark

“They don't teach anything in school. Nothing I need to know anyway.”
Alicia Witt - Bonnie

“They never taught us really useful like how to light a cigarette in the wind, or make a fire out of wet wood, or bayonet a man in the belly instead of the ribs where it gets jammed.”

William Bakewell - Albert

“- John Lee: My father taught me how to shoot.
- Meg Coburn: Playing catch is so impersonal.”
Chow Yun-Fat - John Lee
Mira Sorvino - Meg Coburn