“The Irish people established the Irish Republic. It can only be disestablished by the Irish people.”
Alan Rickman - Eamon de Valera

“The problem with the Irish is that they'll sing at the drop of a hat, but ask them to talk and they won't.”
Charles Dance - Soames

A Frenchman, a German, and an Irishman go into a saloon and order whiskeys. The drinks arrive and there's a fly in each one. The Frenchman says, "Mon dieu! I can't drink this" The German flicks the fly out of the whiskey and drinks it down. The Irishman grabs the fly. He turns it upside down and he says, "Spit it out! Spit it out!".
David O'Hara - Rock Mullaney

“God invented the whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.”
David O'Hara - Rock Mullaney

“- Orange Bird Bartender: Are you a cop?
- Tony Lip: Do I look Irish?”
Ninja N. Devoe - Orange Bird Bartender
Viggo Mortensen - Tony Lip