“- Lila Loomis: Don't you realize they're going to release a homicidal maniac?
- Judge: Sit down, Mrs. Loomis.
- Lila Loomis: Why bother? It's all too obvious. Our courts are protecting criminals, not their victims.”
Vera Miles - Lila Loomis
Ben Hartigan - Judge

“Indeed, Mrs. Brill, I wouldn't stay in this house another minute for all the jewels in Christendom!”
Elsa Lanchester - Katie Nanna

“What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?”

Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson

“My father goes ballistic, my mother gets plastered, and my brother burns down a building. It's like they've all come together in some evil conspiracy to prevent me from getting anywhere.”
Colin Hanks - Shaun Brumder

“- Kevin: I just want to say it was horrible what those kids did. And the whole incident points up a fundamental moral breakdown in our society.
- Mr. Burkewaite: Thank you, Kevin, for your insightful self-righteous indignation.”
Richard Richcreek - Kevin
Jim Metzler - Mr. Burkewaite