College chicks are totally different, bro. They're all serious and shit. They all talk about world issues and "ecolomological" crap. They all wanna date older guys.
Jerry O'Connell - Trip McNeely

“Back then, dinner and a movie might have gotten you into some girl's panties, but it's gonna take a lot more than that to get into mine.”
Annie Potts - Helen Downing

“The problem with datingdreamgirls is that they have a tendency to become real.”

Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“The whole thing with girls - its painful. And it seems like it keeps getting more painful instead of easier.”
Tim Daly - William 'Billy' Howard

“- Eric: What's a coyote date?
- Chuck: You don't know?
- Mark: That's when you wake up in the morning, some ugly chick sleeping on your arm... and you'd rather gnaw it off than have to wake her up.”
Zachery Ty Bryan - Eric
Eli Craig - Chuck
Dylan Bruno - Mark