Your Mommy said, "Just do it already!" which was very confusing to Daddy, so I took the most literal translation. But between you and me, it was the smartest thing I ever did, 'cause now you're here.

Seth Rogen - Ben Stone

“If I seem a bit sinister as a parent, Mr. Marlowe, it's because my hold on life is too slight to include any Victorian hypocrisy. I need hardly add that any man who has lived as I have and who indulges, for the first time, in parenthood, at my age, deserves all he gets.”
Charles Waldron - General Sternwood

“Done properly, parenting is a heroic act... done properly.”
Brad Bird - Edna Mode (E)

“Before Izzy was born, if I saw a half-eaten meatball sub in the trash you better believe I would dust that bad boy off and go to town on it! But now, I'm not risking my health eating trash-food. I mean, unless it's a corn dog.”
Donald Adeosun Faison - Dr. Christopher Turk

“Judy Garland-You have kids, Mickey?
Mickey Deans-Uh, no. No, I don’t.
Judy Garland-Well, you shouldn’t. It’s like living with your heart on the outside of your body. Find a hobby or something, like canasta or birdwatching.”
Renee Zellweger - Judy Garland
Finn Wittrock - Mickey Deans