“- Newt: Put this on.
- Jacob Kowalski: But why would I have to wear something like this?
- Newt: Because your skull is susceptible to breakage under immense force.”

Eddie Redmayne - Newt
Dan Fogler - Jacob Kowalski

“Imagine a giant cockroach, with unlimited strength, a massive inferiority complex, and a real short temper, is tear-assing around Manhattan island in a brand new Edgar suit. That sound like fun?”

Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“- Harry: It's flying away! Is that a bad thing?
- Ira: Only if you're a human being.”

Orlando Jones - Harry
David Duchovny - Ira

“- Ira: Hey, cool. Snag one.
- Harry: Snag one?
- Ira: Yeah, snag one and put it in the bucket.
- Harry: I've seen this movie, the black dude dies first. You snag it.”

David Duchovny - Ira
Orlando Jones - Harry

“- Col. Colin Caine: She's not human she's an alien, she'll destroy you!
- Col. Tom Carlsen: She destroyed worlds...”
Peter Firth - Col. Colin Caine
Steve Railsback - Col. Tom Carlsen