“- Sidney Young: I don't know the meaning of the word fear.
- Alison Olsen: I'm sure there are many words you don't know the meaning of.”
Simon Pegg - Sidney Young
Kirsten Dunst - Alison Olsen

“Your fears, they make you foolish. Go to her, Jack.”

Avner Eisenberg - Jewel

“Intelligence doesn't threaten me. Stupidity does.”
Bill Paxton - Elliot Vaughn

“- The Coachman: I'm collecting stupid little boys.
- J. Worthington Foulfellow: Stupid little boys?
- The Coachman: The disobedient ones who play hooky from school.”
Charles Judels - The Coachman
Walter Catlett - J. Worthington Foulfellow

“- Henry Lowndes: Are you stupid enough to believe that I'd leave you here with my wife?
- Bill Cardew: Your wife?
- Henry Lowndes: Or anybody's wife?”

Melvyn Douglas - Henry Lowndes
Fred MacMurray - Bill Cardew