- Purse Snatcher: Jesus, lady! All this for just a hand bag?
- Kevin Copeland: It's not "just" a hand bag. It's Prada!
Marshall Virtue - Purse Snatcher
Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland

“Not that bad? Except the color's wrong, the collar's wrong, the material's a nightmare from hell. It's cut badly, it itches, and it's not me. But all of that can be fixed.”
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler

“- Billy Baird: You ok, mate?
- Luther Stickell: That punk put a hole in my Versace.”
John Polson - Billy Baird
Ving Rhames - Luther Stickell

“- Anita: Cruella, isn't that a new fur coat?
- Cruella De Vil: My only true love, darling. I live for furs. I worship furs! After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn't?”
Lisa Davis - Anita
Betty Lou Gerson - Cruella De Vil

“You kind of look like a combo Liberace meets Prince's mom. But it's groovy!”
Robert Downey Jr. - Leo Wiggins