“Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful son's, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my Red-Hot Smokin' Wife, Carley.”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby

“Lord, we thank thee for the blessing of this family vacation. May David find his bliss and bring us all back home safely. May Kenny and Casey fortify their sibling bond over the warm glow of our devoted hearts. And may this entire airplane find safe passage and a bountiful life. Even the Jews. Amen.”

Jennifer Aniston - Rose O'Reilly

“- Sinbad: May Allah grant we find food and water.
- Harufa: And may Allah grant we find nothing else.”
Kerwin Mathews - Sinbad
Alfred Brown - Harufa

“Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Toast.”
Joe Breen - Young Frank