“- Waldo: We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.
- Darla: That explains why you're so refined!
- Alfalfa: Yeah, and so oily!”
Blake McIver Ewing - Waldo
Brittany Ashton Holmes - Darla
Bug Hall - Alfalfa

“The idea of working in your shirt sleeves! Think of the shock to your customers - women of culture and refinement.”

“The only way to deal with vulgarity is to rise above it.”
Toby Jones - Truman Capote

“- Ken Wu: Russ, you gotta teach me how to talk some trash.
- Russ Tyler: It can't be taught, Kenny, man. I mean, it's got to be the first thing that comes to your mind. You just got to go for it. Try it.”
Justin Wong - Ken Wu
Kenan Thompson - Russ Tyler

“- Dosmo Pizzo: What the fuck happened?
- Lee Woods: Does every other word have to be fuck? Is that the extent of your vocabulary?
- Dosmo Pizzo: It fucking bothers you? I didn't fucking know.”
Danny Aiello - Dosmo Pizzo
James Spader - Lee Woods