“Drinking don't bother my memory. If it did, I wouldn't drink. I couldn't. You see, I'd forget how good it was, then where'd I be? Start drinking water, again.”
Walter Brennan - Eddie

“Last time I smoked that stuff, they found me on top of the Sears Tower trying to build a nest.”

Robin Williams - Jack Moniker

“- Paul Tannek: What kinda drugs were you giving out here?
- Chris: Drugs? Man, all we had was beer.
- Paul Tannek: You can't pass out from beer.
- Chris: Yes, you can, if you take something before you drink it!”
Jason Biggs - Paul Tannek
Thomas Sadoski - Chris

“- Security Guard: What the hell gets into you people?
- Robert Boyd: Drugs and alcohol.
- Security Guard: I got no problem with that.”

Russell B. McKenzie - Security Guard
Christian Slater - Robert Boyd

“- Tom the Bartender: How about a drink? You look like you could use one.
- Paul Hackett: You don't happen to have any powerful aphrodisiacs back there, do you?”
John Heard - Tom the Bartender
Griffin Dunne - Paul Hackett