“- Harry: Well, I'm gonna go home, have some sex.
- Jack Traven: Harry, you're gonna go home and puke.
- Harry: Well that'll be fun too.”

Jeff Daniels - Harry
Keanu Reeves - Jack Traven

“Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.”
Kevin Costner - Roy McAvoy

“- Kitty Foyle: Then you mean I won't ever sin or anything.
- Tom Foyle: Well, it might not keep you from sinning, but by Judas Priest, it'll keep you from getting any fun out of it.”

Ginger Rogers - Kitty Foyle
Ernest Cossart - Tom Foyle

“- Wayne Carter: I think you could turn a man's head very easily if he wasn't careful.
- Flower Belle: There's no fun in being too careful.”
Dick Foran - Wayne Carter
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee

“You boys have had your fun. Now pay for it.”

Charles Judels - The Coachman