“- Pacha: That's for going back on your promise!
- Kuzco: Yeah! And that's for kidnapping me and taking me back to your village! Which I'm still gonna destroy, by the way. Hehehe. No touchy!”

John Goodman - Kuzco
David Spade - Patcha

“You want your wife back or what? Then relax, be cool and just walk. We'll give them what they want. You will get your wife, I'll get my money and everyone will be happy.”
Emmanuelle Seigner - Michelle

“- Gabrielle Maple: Your wife must have treated you terribly.
- Alan Squier: Why do you say that?
- Gabrielle Maple: She took all the heart out of you. I could put it back.”
Bette Davis - Gabrielle Maple
Leslie Howard - Alan Squier

“I tore the wings off my wife. Imagine what I'll do to you...”

Gerard Butler - Set

“- Mrs. Hill: You don't look nothing like your picture.
- Kansas Hill: Grandma and Grandpa sent you a picture of a neighbor girl. They didn't want you to break out and come kidnap me.
- Mrs. Hill: Thank God, I was starting to think I killed the wrong man.”
Sean Young - Mrs. Hill
Mena Suvari - Kansas Hill