“- Uncle Max: We're food for other animals! A moveable feast, feared by no-one and eaten by all!
- Timon: But when they die, they become the grass, and we eat the grass, right?
- Uncle Max: Not exactly. We can't digest grass. We're grass intolerant.”
Jerry Stiller - Uncle Max
Nathan Lane - Timon

“What a day for a mow eh?”

Steve Martin - Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli

“- Brad Crane: General, if you use that, nothing will grow out there for the next ten years!
- General Slater: Why worry about shaving when somebody's going to cut your head off!”

Sir Michael Caine - Brad Crane
Richard Widmark - General Slater

“- Silas P. Silas: Those look like they're still in high school, yo.
- Jamal King: If there's grass on the infield, play ball!”
Method Man - Silas P. Silas
Redman - Jamal King

“- Bimbeau: Your ass is grass and I am the lawnmower.
- Newbomb Turk: Ok! See you later Mr. Lawnmower.”
Gailard Sartain - Bimbeau
Robert Wuhl - Newbomb Turk