“- Melanie Parker: Your Peter Pan complex is so 90's.
- Jack Taylor: What Peter Pan complex?
- Melanie Parker: The one you're so proud of.
- Jack Taylor: Do you have any friends?
- Melanie Parker: I don't have time for friends.
- Jack Taylor: That's because of your Captain Hook complex.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker
George Clooney - Jack Taylor

“- Boss Baby: Tim, I may look like a baby, but I was born all grown up.
- Tim: I can't even imagine not being a kid. You missed out on your whole childhood? You never had someone to love you?
- Boss Baby: Well, you can't miss what you never had.”
Alec Baldwin - Boss Baby
Miles Bakshi - Tim

“You know, when you're little, you have more endurance than God is ever to grant you again. Children are man at his strongest. They abide.”
Lillian Gish - Rachel Cooper

“She was only technically a girl, she acted like a woman. It's just so easy to blame a kid. Just because a girl knows how to imitate a woman does not mean she's ready to do what a woman does.”
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“- Abby: It's... Charlie.
- Santa Claus: Sheen? I thought he straightened out?
- Abby: Not that Charlie.
- Santa Claus: My Charlie. My son Charlie? He's on the naughty list? There's gotta be a mistake.”

Danielle Woodman - Abby
Tim Allen - Santa Claus