“- Alfred Kralik: You treated me like a dog.
- Klara Novak: Yes, but instead of licking my hand, you barked.”
James Stewart - Alfred Kralik
Margaret Sullavan - Klara Novak

“I think it's a sad loss that men have such an aptitude for love coupled with such an inability for managing it properly.”

Maggie Smith - Lily Marlowe

“- Andy Fiddler: I haven't met anyone that I didn't become friends with... eventually.
- Derrick Vann: Really? Because I haven't met anyone who's ass I didn't kick... eventually.”
Eugene Levy - Andy Fiddler
Samuel L. Jackson - Derrick Vann

“- Nick: Your constant interrupting of me...
- Deborah: Please! In sixteen years, I've never finished a sentence.”
Woody Allen - Nick
Bette Midler - Deborah

“- Dede Tate: Guess what next Saturday is.
- Fred Tate: You get your period, I get a day alone in the park.
- Dede Tate: Very funny, lameo.”
Jodie Foster - Dede Tate
Adam Hann-Byrd - Fred Tate