“It doesn't matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You're the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!”

Thora Birch - Dani

“Jimmy the Goose, larger than life and twice as ugly!”
Steve Bisley - Jim Goose

“You look like the back end of a moose.”
Russell Crowe - John Biebe

“You know, if my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.”
Patrick Renna - Hamilton 'Ham' Porter

“- Stacy Lockwood: Hey, Monica, forget your broom?
- Monica: I don't need a broom to fly away from you, you bitch.”
Tori Spelling - Stacy Lockwood
Kathryn Morris - Monica Whitley