“- Amazed Kid: How'd you do that?
- Peter Parker: Work out, plenty of rest. You know, eat your green vegetables.
- Amazed Kid: That's what my mom is always saying. I just actually never believed her.”

Marc John Jefferies - Amazed Kid
Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker
Roshon Fegan - Amazed Kid

- Gwen Cromwell Piper: I'm just trying to protect you.
- Marnie Piper: Yeah, you're protecting us from being anything but a bunch of vegetables. Hey look! I'm a potato, are you happy now? Maybe I'll put down some roots in the carpet. "Oh no Marnie, it's too dangerous!". There're things about vegetables that you don't understand.
Judith Hoag - Gwen Cromwell Piper
Kimberly J. Brown - Marnie Piper

“Cross that line, kid, I'll cut your little teddy bear in half. Last kid that crossed that line, I had to summon up the Spinach Monster with my rock 'n' roll magic. The Spinach Monster grabbed him, pulled him underground and made him eat spinach all day. Rumor has it, kid... he's still there.”
Jeffrey Falcon - Buddy

You guys think you're so fucking cool, it makes me sick! “Let's go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle!” We're not hurting anyone! Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick!
David Spade - Shiloh

“- Randy: Where do you work?
- Julie Richman: At my parents' store.
- Randy: What do they sell?
- Julie Richman: Health foods.
- Randy: That's cool.
- Julie Richman: Like, it's not cool at all! Like, it's all this stuff that tastes like nothing and it's supposed to be so good for you. Why couldn't they, like, open a Pizza Hut or something?”
Nicolas Cage - Randy
Deborah Foreman - Julie Richman