“Well, it's nothing very special. Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.”

Michael Palin - Female TV Presenter

“- Ernest Menville: She's dead!
- Madeline Ashton: She is? Oh. These are the moments that make life worth living.”
Bruce Willis - Ernest Menville
Meryl Streep - Madeline Ashton

“Life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at its zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us.”
Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult

“There only two important things in living - finding out what you do well and finding out what makes you happy. And if God is smiling on you, they're both the same thing.”
Héctor Elizondo - Arthur Willis

“- Lisa: I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
- Joe Young: Don't quote Dickens in my apartment!”
Robyn Lynne Raab - Lisa
Trey Parker - Joe Young