“- Morris Fenderbaum: I've been called a lot of things but I had never been called a commie.
- Jamie Blake: I'm not even a democrat!”
Sammy Davis Jr. - Morris Fenderbaum
Dean Martin - Jamie Blake

“- Genny: Well... , uh, I'm sorry about that, sir. We're Republican.
- President Matt Douglas: Well, at least you can admit it. That's the first step towards recovery.”
Connie Ray - Genny
James Garner - President Matt Douglas

“- Town Councilman: Let's get down to business. The trouble with our party is everybody talks too long all the time.
- Doc Bissell: That's the trouble with all parties.”
Franklyn Farnum - Town Councilman
Harry Hayden - Doc Bissell

“- Louis Howe: Why are you a Democrat?
- Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The Democratic Party is the party of the people, and I'm a man of the people.
- Louis Howe: You're a Roosevelt. Since when does a Roosevelt know about people?”
David Paymer - Louis Howe
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Franklin Delano Roosevelt

“Count my money or party with bitches. Hundred and fitties or big ass titties. Count the green or get in between those titties. Fuck it homes lets party!”