“- Itzhak Stern: Let me understand. They put up all the money. I do all the work. What, if you don't mind my asking, would you do?
- Oskar Schindler: I'd make sure it's known the company's in business. I'd see that it had a certain panache. That's what I'm good at. Not the work, not the work... the presentation.”
Ben Kingsley - Itzhak Stern
Liam Neeson - Oskar Schindler

“- Scott Calvin: You know, you look pretty good for your age.
- Elf-Judy: Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping.”
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin
Paige Tamada - Elf-Judy

“The biggest challenge in New Orleans has been to find a worker who can climb a ladder after lunch.”
Harry Anderson

“- Martin Bells: Let's grow old together.
- James: Let's get older.
- Martin Bells: Now, there's a challenge.”
Ewan McGregor - Martin Bells
Josh Brolin - James

“My elders challenged me for the throne. So I've spared all my children any future dissapointment!”

Sven-Ole Thorsen - King Borna