“We are scientists not moralists!”
Steven Keats - Dr. Philip Spires

“- Fed Net Announcer: Every day, Federal scientists are looking for new ways to kill bugs.
- Carl Jenkins: Your basic Arachnid warrior isn't too smart, but you can blow off a limb, and it's still 86 percent combat effective. Here's a tip: aim for the nerve stem, and put it down for good.”
John Cunningham - Fed Net Announcer
Neil Patrick Harris - Carl Jenkins

“- Wyatt Trips: Lay wheels! I'm being chased by killer beez!
- Ivy Miller: Trips, it's way too cold for killer bees. They need warm climates to survive.”
Paul Rudd - Wyatt Trips
Reese Witherspoon - Ivy Miller

“I've always dreamed of big game hunting. How about killing an endangered species? Like a Bald Eagle or a Giant Panda!”
Trevor Einhorn - Joey Thomas

“- Oliver: You believe in killing animals?
- Gwen Cummings: Yes.
- Oliver: For clothing?
- Gwen Cummings: Absolutely.
- Oliver: So do I.”
Mike O'Malley - Oliver
Sandra Bullock - Gwen Cummings