“- Fed Net Announcer: Every day, Federal scientists are looking for new ways to kill bugs.
- Carl Jenkins: Your basic Arachnid warrior isn't too smart, but you can blow off a limb, and it's still 86 percent combat effective. Here's a tip: aim for the nerve stem, and put it down for good.”
John Cunningham - Fed Net Announcer
Neil Patrick Harris - Carl Jenkins

“We are scientists not moralists!”
Steven Keats - Dr. Philip Spires

“- Lady Eboshi: Stay here. Help me kill the Forest Spirit, Ashitaka.
- Ashitaka: You would do that? Kill the very heart of the forest?
- Lady Eboshi: Without that ancient god, the animals here would be nothing but dumb beasts once again.”
Minnie Driver - Lady Eboshi
Billy Crudup - Ashitaka

“You know how my mom can communicate with animals? Apparently they don't like being eaten.”
Danielle Panabaker - Layla

“- Bert: I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.
- Paul: Why would you wanna kill squirrels?
- Bert: 'cause they're gay... I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill 'em either way.”
James DeBello - Bert
Rider Strong - Paul