“I know for some women, men are a household necessity; myself, I'd rather have a canary.”
Ruth Chatterton - Alison Drake

“You see, ladies, men have three basic needs in life: eating, sleeping, sex. That's our whole day. I can do all three of those in my truck. By myself. In traffic!”
Bill Engvall - Himself

“We need boys, so they can grow up, get married, and turn into shadows.”
Jean Louisa Kelly - Tia Russell

“A man washes his hands before or after tending to his needs. It tells you a lot about a man. He does it both times - points to a weakness in character.”
Michael Shannon - Richard Strickland

“- J.B. Armstrong: Sorry, I didn't know you were a woman.
- Tugboat Annie: I've been a woman for a long time. But, I'm still the best tugboat man on the coast - and that's putting it mild.”

Clarence Kolb - J.B. Armstrong
Marjorie Rambeau - Tugboat Annie