“- KG: Sex is a crucial component to the Kyle Gass Project. Now drop and give me one cock push-up.
- JB: What's a cock push-up?
- KG: What's a cock push-up? A cock push-up my friend, is when you lay on your stomach, and lift yourself of the ground with nothing but your boner.”
Kyle Gass - KG
Jack Black - JB

“- Maggie Chester: I went upstairs and threw my clothes off.
- Carol Benson: That's direct. What'd he say?
- Maggie Chester: He said he wasn't in the vagina business.
- Carol Benson: That's direct too... Has Peter ever been in the vagina business?
- Maggie Chester: Yes. He slept with Sarah!”

Emma Thompson - Maggie Chester
Rita Rudner - Carol Benson

“I thought that going to bed could mean a little more than thrashing around all night in wild ecstasy. I thought it could mean cuddling and toasty warmth, sharing one's innermost needs and fears. That's what getting naked truly means to me. That's what sex truly is. I'm sorry. It is too bad. I guess you don't ever want to get totally naked with me.”

Lolita Davidovich - Blaze Starr

“I don't want to go to dinner, I want to get naked with Sarah Deaver.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss

“I think making love is the best form of exercise.”
Cary Grant