“- Robert Clayton Dean: I was shopping for some lingerie. That's still legal, isn't it?
- David Pratt: Were you buying that for your wife?
- Robert Clayton Dean: No, I was picking something up for myself, I do a little cross dressing on the weekends. You know, you'd be surprised how a nice pair of edible panties can make a guy feel sexy.”
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean
Barry Pepper - David Pratt

“We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!”

Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“- Beth: He lusted after me, but I had to spurn his advances, because he's a himbo.
- Bob: A what?
- Beth: A male slut.
- Bob: And you are?
- Beth: Not a male slut!”
Maddie Corman - Beth
Alexis Arquette - Bob

“- David Brice: You tell me who it is!
- Susan Atwell: He's not a pig like you!”

Gene Hackman - David Brice
Sean Young - Susan Atwell

“Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay.”

Bradley Cooper - Phil