“Don't go looking for Mr. Right. Look for Mr. Right Now and eventually, if he's worthy, that 'now' part will just drop right off, naturally.”
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

“Melons are like boyfriends. Shall I tell you why? To get a single good one you must one hundred try.”
Harold Perrineau - Monica Jones

“- Brian Taylor: I want somebody to talk to, not just sleep with. Do you fucking understand what I'm saying?
- Mike Zavala: White people get hung up on this fucking soulmate bullshit. Just hook up with a chick that can cook and wants kids!”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Brian Taylor
Michael Peña - Mike Zavala

“- Caitlin Carlson: Am I just going to be another girlfriend waiting for a phone call?
- Pendelton 'Penny' Wise: No one said anything about phone calls.”
Julia Ormond - Caitlin Carlson
Vince Vaughn - Pendelton 'Penny' Wise

“I like guys a lot, but I'm not going to waste my time with some guy that doesn't see things the way I do... I mean do you really need this guy?”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski