“- Sarah Johnson: I'm disappointed in you. You used to be so romantic.
- Andrew: Yeah, well now I'm rheumatic.”
Alphonsia Emmanuel - Sarah Johnson
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Andrew

“- Ruby Vale: What do I know about writing? You know, I read flying manuals.
- Jack Willis: Rube, this is a trashy romance novel.
- Ruby Vale: You said it was romantic.
- Jack Willis: Whatever. Anyway, blokes aren't meant to write them.”
Claudia Karvan - Ruby Vale
Hugh Jackman - Jack Willis

“You're like the poster boy for the romantically challenged!”
GQ - Eric

“Why can't I find a guy who isn't romantically retarded?”
Katharine Towne - Chloe

“You don't know what they're like. You fall for them and you really love them you think this is gonna be the biggest thing since the Graf Zeppelin and the next thing, you know, they're borrowing money from you and spending it on other dames and betting on horses.”
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk