“Where would you have us go Charlie? Maybe you would prefer us to take a piece of Central Africa or Uruguay? Not Egypt, thank you, we tried that once and it was not a success. Or back to the ghettos?”
Diane Keaton - Martin Kurtz

“- Mike Nelson: I'm beginning to think they're not from around here.
- Tom Servo: No, I bet you they're English, or Canadian.”

Michael J. Nelson - Mike Nelson
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo

When have you ever heard anyone say: "Honey, lets stay in and order Canadian food"?
Kevin Pollak - Stu Smiley

“I do have to fine you. That will be a thousand dollars Canadian, or 10 American dollars if you prefer.”
Dan Aykroyd - Highway Patrolman

- RCMP Helecopter: Attention, please. Attention, please. This is the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Would you come down from the tower, please.
- Honey: If you say "please" one more time, I'm gonna let you have it!
Rhea Perlman - Honey