“Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

“- Sally Carrera: Back then, cars came across the country a whole different way.
- Lightning McQueen: How do you mean?
- Sally Carrera: The road didn't cut through the land like that interstate. It moved with the land, it rose, it fell, it curved. Cars didn't drive on it to make great time. They drove on it to have a great time.”

Bonnie Hunt - Sally Carrera
Owen Wilson - Lightning McQueen

“- Police chopper pilot: He's gone.
- Det. Roland Castlebeck: God!
- Detective Drycoff: Man this guy can drive!
- Det. Roland Castlebeck: What? What?
- Detective Drycoff: It's probably mostly the car...”

Delroy Lindo - Det. Roland Castlebeck
Timothy Olyphant - Detective Drycoff

“- Randy Pear: Give it to me. You can't play that.
- Jason Pear: Why not?
- Randy Pear: Because it's Hitler's harmonica. You can't play Hitler's harmonica.
- Jason Pear: You're driving his car!
- Randy Pear: Yes, but I'm not touching it with my mouth. I'm not sucking on the dashboard. I'm not getting his germs!”
Jon Lovitz - Randy Pear
Brody Smith - Jason Pear

“Now get in the cartoonishly evil vehicle and drive!”
Mandy Patinkin - Huxley