“No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.”
Ed Wynn - The Mad Hatter

My father's so cheap... that when we went to bed, he'd unplug the alarm clocks. "You can't tell time when you are asleep".
Chris Rock - Lance Barton

“- Gilbert Huph: You know, Bob... a company...
- Bob Parr: Is like an enormous clock.
-Gilbert Huph: ...Is like an enormous cl... Yes, precisely. It only works if all the little cogs mesh together. A clock must be clean, well lubricated, and wound tight.”

Wallace Shawn - Gilbert Huph
Craig T. Nelson - Bob Parr

“Never liked the Swiss, they make them little clocks, these two cocksuckers come out of 'em with these little hammers, hit each other on the head. What kind of sick mentality is that?”
Ricky Jay - Don 'Pinky' Pincus

“You know, squeezin' that watch won't stop time.”
Russell Crowe - Ben Wade