“When the nurse leaned over him, he did this to her. [pulls out a photo] The doctors managed to reset her jaw, more or less. Saved one of her eyes … his pulse never got above 85, even when he ate her tongue.”

Anthony Heald - Dr. Frederick Chilton

“- McCoy: It never rains but it pours.
- James T. Kirk: As a doctor, you of all people should be aware of the dangers of reopening old wounds.”

DeForest Kelley - McCoy
William Shatner - James T. Kirk

- Johnny Knoxville: Are you okay?
- Chris Pontius: Yeah, hold on.
- Johnny Knoxville: What do you mean "hold on"? The bull's not gonna hold on!

Johnny Knoxville - himself
Chris Pontius - himself

“Your cow is calling you.”

Paulina Porizkova - Dallas

“- Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once.
- [Takes a drink from the bucket]
- Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
- Roy: I'll brush my teeth.”