“Every credit card application we send in, we get two more in the mail. Here's one from some bank I've never heard of, in North Dakota. Fill it out. Fill them all in. It's the last great pyramid scheme in America.”

William H. Macy - James Gordon

“Barbara? Ted here. Listen, uh, I need a really big favor. I want you to cover my shift at the hospital tomorrow. I'm going to Vegas! I'm gonna lose a little money, take in a show, and get married.”
Charles Rocket - Ted

“What's the secret of America? Money! Everything is money, Charlie. But you'll never make any money, because you dress like a schmuck.”
F. Murray Abraham - Arnold Rothstein

“- Jack: Betting money on terminal cases? Even Manson would call bullshit on this freak show! Get out of here! God!
- Dorff: Free country! Love it or leave it!”
Steve Zahn - Jack
Jay Leggett - Dorff

“- Skip: Man, one thing I can't figure out. People be out of work everywhere and the government just be throwing money away!
- Kirby: That's Uncle Sam for you, son. Money to burn.”
Chris Tucker - Skip
Keith David - Kirby